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July 24, 2016
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So it will be just like a regular session of Congress - they all are full of beans.
Posted by: Qaz | July 24, 2016 at 04:11 PM
I'm waiting for Al Gore's comments on the environmental impact of the planned "fart in."
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | July 24, 2016 at 04:15 PM
Though this be madness, yet there is methane in't.
Posted by: Ralph | July 24, 2016 at 04:37 PM
Only one cure for that, Dave: cheesesteak, and lots of it. Oh yeah, and beer,
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 24, 2016 at 04:38 PM
Forget the beans. Escargot dipped in garlic butter is the way to go.
Posted by: Clankie | July 24, 2016 at 04:55 PM
Aren't all political conventions powered by hot gases?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 24, 2016 at 05:48 PM
I'll loan them my dog. She can clear a room in 3 seconds.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | July 24, 2016 at 06:44 PM
“United in Unity, As One, Together, Undivided.”
Dave, keep us up to date on the state of the protestors in spite of Hillary's claim, "it took eight agonizingly long years, but the economy is fixed."
Oh, let us know if anything, like the city of Philadelphia, burns down and leads to a fix for an end to racism, sexism, fascism or capitalism. If you run into trouble, like close range gunfire from a semi-automatic cannon, call Furniture Lives Matter. And don't ever, for any reason, mention Debbie Wasserman Schultz again. I have disturbing pictures.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 24, 2016 at 06:57 PM
color me phlabbergassed
Posted by: ligirl | July 24, 2016 at 07:00 PM
Brilliant, Ralph (or, should that be "Rafe?")!
I don't know about my fellow blogophytes, but seeing the word "farts" in the headline of a story in a mainstream newspaper makes me damn proud to be an American!
We had the Summer of Love, which promoted love...so, would this be the Summer of Farts?
Posted by: K | July 24, 2016 at 07:05 PM
Make America's Eyes Water Again
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 24, 2016 at 07:33 PM
K i think Dave likes to pull your leg
and he loves to pull your finger
Posted by: ligirl | July 24, 2016 at 07:35 PM
Too many beans, too much methane in an enclosed area already full of hot air. Now add a spark of flame----Dave,save yourself, be prepared to run away at a seconds notice. And sadly, no newscaster will say," Oh, the humanity"!
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 24, 2016 at 07:53 PM
Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: Les Nesman (5x winner of the Silver Sow award) | July 24, 2016 at 08:02 PM
Beef jerky. That's the ticket.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | July 25, 2016 at 07:12 AM
Phabulous.
Clankie: Escarcot would have been more a Republican stimulant. Don't you think?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 25, 2016 at 07:54 AM
We're gonna need more Beano.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 25, 2016 at 08:34 AM
this 'party' in pa lookin more philly 'chuck-e-cheese' steak-y
Posted by: ligirl | July 25, 2016 at 09:01 AM
Philadelphia also has historical precedent for this.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 25, 2016 at 09:14 AM
Doesn't farting contribute to global warming???
Posted by: Mr. Peep | July 25, 2016 at 09:21 AM
let the blowviation begin !
Posted by: ligirl | July 25, 2016 at 09:25 AM
Reminds me of that South Park episode where everyone plays the "brown" note and then sh*ts their pants. The whole entire world did as a matter of fact.
Posted by: Mr. Peep | July 25, 2016 at 09:27 AM
Or even that Futurama episode where the robots all release their gases into the atmosphere.
Posted by: Mr. Peep | July 25, 2016 at 09:29 AM
Theme music: Break Like The Wind
Posted by: Chuck | July 25, 2016 at 09:48 AM
A future mini-series; Breaking Bad Wind.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 25, 2016 at 05:57 PM