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July 23, 2016

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Beware of seagulls tripping on acid from flying ants

(Thanks to Ralph)

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The only sane thing to do would be to drop M&M's laced with Narcan to bring the seagulls back to reality. I'm not sure I want to be around a bunch of seagulls going through withdrawal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

Yup! That's what they say. Leave no tern unstoned.

My bad. I wasn't paying enough attention, and the stores were completely out of Happy Flying Ant Day cards.

Oh Steve, you made tea come out of my nose.

This *might* explain the trippy seagul, Jonathan Livingston.

Transporting young gulls for immoral porpoises?

I saw Tripping Seagulls open for the Acid Ants. Whoa.

Padraig, so you were the other one!

Use of ant acids may cause diarrhea. The whole neighborhood may become shit faced.

And the seagulls were flying over thonged sunbathers who were leaving no stern untoned.

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