WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Comments

[manual tomato]

Chavez was given a breathalyzer and recorded the highest level of intoxication EVER recorded.

[Mr. Bill]

I'm glad they included the map. It made the article soo much better.

[oneblankspace]

Immodesto is more like it.

[Meanie the Blue]

Close your eyes and picture yourself on an exotic island. But, seriously, just be sure and keep them closed if you're these two.

[Le Petomane]

Their first mistake was leaving Flathead County.

[Jeff Meyerson]

That is a hard 48.

[ligirl]

hard UP 48, jeff

[nursecindy]

When the mood hits your eye
like a big pizza pie,
That's amore.
When you're all over the grass,
showing everyone your @ss,
That's amore.
Sirens will blare, every everywhere, everywhere,
you're going to jail.
Hearts will play, tippy tippy tay, tippy tippy tay,
Just 'cause you showed your tail.

Many apologies. I'm in a poetic mood today. Where's the Geezer bus?

[klezmerphan]

*parks Geezer Bus in nursecindy's driveway, beeps horn, waits*

[Clankie]

So we can't yell " Get an intersection island ! " anymore...?

[ligirl]

clankie said 'intersexion' ;)

[funny man]

In his defense (?) and high state of intoxication, a certain late Beatles song was his earworm.

[Layzeeboy]

Just trying to get a piece of grass.