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June 28, 2016

WE SAW VILE SLURRY OPEN FOR VANILLA ICE

Angered over his recent eviction from a mobile home park, a Florida man carrying a five gallon bucket allegedly snuck back into the property and contaminated the community swimming pool with a vile slurry that “had the appearance of liquid feces/diarrhea,” cops allege.

(Thanks to Todd Lawson)

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Ewwwwww. So I wonder what he thought he would accomplish with that? (ha)

I once did that to a pool, but I used a delightful slurry -- hot fudge sundae!

I was not the bass player for Vile Slurry. It's just a rumor.

Who here hasn't been invited to a summer poo party?

He could have just tossed in a few chocolate candy bars. It worked in Caddyshack.

Police are on the lookout for the slurry with the fringe on top.

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