WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH
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June 30, 2016
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"The chief says the chickens might have been startled by the fire."
At first I read that as "The chief says the chickens might have started the fire." I wouldn't have minded that because when it comes to chickens, I like the breast, arson thigh.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | June 30, 2016 at 11:43 AM
I suspect fowl play.
Posted by: Ralph | June 30, 2016 at 01:16 PM
Once again, Super Chicken comes to the rescue.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 30, 2016 at 01:31 PM
A bunch of hens didn't want to become fryers.
Posted by: RegularGuy55 | June 30, 2016 at 01:38 PM
Thus the noble chickens did, despite their perception that the man only saw them as food.
Posted by: ChrisinVA | June 30, 2016 at 01:51 PM
I'm sure the Fire-Fighting Chickens opened for the Buzzcocks.
Posted by: 655321 | June 30, 2016 at 04:15 PM
" the chickens made “good smoke detectors.”
But will they stay put on the ceiling 24/7 ?
Posted by: Clankie | June 30, 2016 at 07:20 PM