UPDATE
(Thanks to wiredog, who says: "The Keith Richards of snack foods.") (Also thanks to The Perts)
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I believe the half-life of a Twinkie is something like 118 years, so this is to be expected.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 28, 2016 at 10:54 AM
Snork @ wiredog
Posted by: MOTW | June 28, 2016 at 10:56 AM
Twinkie the Kid is now Twinkie the Old Man
Posted by: poker | June 28, 2016 at 11:29 AM
If they ever take this Twinkie apart, the presence of huge amounts of Boniva will account for it's incredible state of bone preservation.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 28, 2016 at 11:36 AM
I saw The Legendary Twinkie open for The Raspberries.
Tasty show.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 28, 2016 at 11:37 AM
I always used to call the cupcake's product twinkies. One of my many shortcomings.
Posted by: LeDud | June 28, 2016 at 11:37 AM
butt will it survive the hardon collider ?
Posted by: ligirl | June 28, 2016 at 12:19 PM
HADRON
*ahem* H A D R O N
oh c'mon, you Know i'm not the 1st to misspell it
Posted by: ligirl | June 28, 2016 at 12:25 PM
Also snorking at wiredog.
Posted by: maryqos | June 28, 2016 at 01:03 PM
ligirl, is a hardon collider a lot like a sword fight? Just asking.
Posted by: 655321 | June 28, 2016 at 01:40 PM
There is a rumor that when King Tut's tomb was opened they found a case of still tasty Twinkies along with Hugh Hefner's original birth papyrus. I am sure Twinkies would survive any Hadron ( or Hardon) apocalypse.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 28, 2016 at 02:24 PM
Nevertheless, she welcomes the Twinkie attention.
How many times can someone write a sentence like that?
That's great journalism!
Posted by: MOTW | June 28, 2016 at 02:36 PM
MOTW - she's the Hostess with the mostest ;)
Posted by: ligirl | June 28, 2016 at 03:03 PM
proving that there is not enough nutrition in a Twinkie to sustain a mold colony.
Posted by: oneblankspace | June 29, 2016 at 08:43 AM