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Imam suspended after ‘pieces of cucumber found in rectum’
(Thanks to Allen at Division, who is sure there's a perfectly logical explanation.)
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One in a million, doc, it's one in a million!
Posted by: Patrick | June 29, 2016 at 11:49 AM
Q: HIPPA?
A: No, rectum.
Posted by: MOTW | June 29, 2016 at 11:52 AM
must be lonely since bowie's gone
Posted by: ligirl | June 29, 2016 at 11:53 AM
I'll let nursecindy handle this one.
I saw Pieces of Cucumber open for Carrot Top, by the way.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 29, 2016 at 11:53 AM
what ?
imam ??
oh.
oops
Posted by: ligirl | June 29, 2016 at 11:54 AM
An unused large zucchini found in his pocket apparently refused to be indoctrinated but was also found in pieces.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 29, 2016 at 11:57 AM
Sorry, this is what I meant to say:
Q: Violated HIPPA?
A: No, rectum.
Posted by: MOTW | June 29, 2016 at 11:59 AM
The Imam's excuse:
"The cucumber was in the chair when I sat down on it."
(With apologies to Robert Fulghum).
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 29, 2016 at 12:06 PM
Next on the Paula D33n Show:
Paula shows you what to do with your Bumper Crop of summer cucumbers after your co-workers won't take them anymore!
Posted by: Geez Louise | June 29, 2016 at 12:08 PM
He's in a real pickle now. Or, rather ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 29, 2016 at 02:05 PM
Must have just not chewed well enough.
Posted by: ChrisinVA | June 29, 2016 at 03:02 PM
I've had to assist E.R. docs pull this out of people. The prize went to a guy who had a maglite stuck up there and it was still on. He looked like a glow worm toy. He had to have it surgically removed. Medically he was okay but I'm not sure he will ever get back any of his self esteem. I would like to add that we were all very professional during his treatment. Well, in front of him anyway. After he left all bets were off.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 29, 2016 at 04:39 PM
He heard cucumbers were supposed to remove dark circles... Nobody told him it was supposed to be slices.
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 29, 2016 at 04:55 PM
NC: Three cells or four?
is there where the word "Sterilite" comes from?
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 29, 2016 at 04:59 PM
The pieces of zucchini remain troubling. If they have anything resembling church dinners, I'd avoid the salad.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 29, 2016 at 05:30 PM
Thoroughly chewing your food is always important. Every bite, 26 chews!
Posted by: Sean In Akron | June 29, 2016 at 06:08 PM
PB, 4 cells.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 29, 2016 at 06:39 PM
He called it "Big Larry".
Posted by: Kolo | June 29, 2016 at 07:18 PM
To infinity and beyond!
Posted by: Ralph | June 29, 2016 at 09:34 PM
Carnac: Imam
McMahon: Are you the husband or the wife?
{Rim shot drumrolls].
Posted by: funny man | June 29, 2016 at 10:05 PM
Great post.
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Posted by: John Papa | June 30, 2016 at 07:01 AM
Another DIY colonoscopy gone wrong.
Posted by: The Fourth George | June 30, 2016 at 07:50 AM
Another note to self: Do not ever click another one of Ralph's links with a mouthful of coffee.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 30, 2016 at 09:53 AM
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
Posted by: Heywood | June 30, 2016 at 11:50 PM