'THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WAS NOT REALLY AMUSED'
Man gets stuck inside a statue of a vagina in Germany
(Thanks to Janice Gelb, who says "Tourist trap")
Update: Apparently this is old. Somebody will be fired.
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I'm certain it will vote for Hillary.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 30, 2016 at 12:17 PM
Come again!
Posted by: funny man | June 30, 2016 at 12:21 PM
Caesarian rescue?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 30, 2016 at 12:26 PM
His mother was probably thinking he has changed much in all these years.
Posted by: bgbear | June 30, 2016 at 12:51 PM
The public should not have access to those things.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | June 30, 2016 at 12:55 PM
"Bobby, it's not raining; where're you going with that plastic mac on? ...Bobby?"
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | June 30, 2016 at 01:01 PM
A gallon of K-Y jelly later he was free to change his name and move to Flathead County.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 30, 2016 at 01:07 PM
Back in Cold War times the CIA called it a honey trap.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 30, 2016 at 01:23 PM
"statue...was erected in 2001..."
They said 'erected'. Snort.
Posted by: Michael | June 30, 2016 at 01:46 PM
It had to be an American...
Well at least he was exiting the correct way.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 30, 2016 at 02:13 PM
More lube!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 30, 2016 at 02:55 PM
The untold story was that he entered it nine months ago
Posted by: poker | June 30, 2016 at 02:59 PM
Recycled news from 2015. Because reporters don't report any more they just regurgitate....sorry, got on a soapbox a bit there....
Posted by: funny man | June 30, 2016 at 03:00 PM
Actually its from June 2014.
I dont think Judi has been fired lately.
Posted by: Chuck | June 30, 2016 at 03:30 PM
My apologies! - Janice
Posted by: JaniceG | June 30, 2016 at 04:57 PM
That poor man has been stuck there a LONG time. Oh, the humanity.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 30, 2016 at 05:36 PM
"It is thought to weigh more than 30 tonnes and is valued at more than 120,000 euros..."
Now that would be some heavy petting.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 30, 2016 at 05:43 PM
That is one bad case of vaginismus.
Posted by: Heywood | June 30, 2016 at 06:26 PM
Was it clean inside – did he get an immaculate reception?
Posted by: Ralph | June 30, 2016 at 09:08 PM
Mr. Tomato: Please refrain from bringing your political opinions to a humor blog. Please? We're here to laugh at the world, not quibble over which candidate appears more un-electable.
Posted by: Neutral Voter | June 30, 2016 at 10:47 PM
I wonder if he suffered any abrasions. Like, you know, a statuary scrape.
Posted by: Peter M | July 01, 2016 at 12:10 AM
♪ hoo-ha, hoo-ha . . .
Posted by: ligirl | July 01, 2016 at 06:49 AM
Pretty sure every guy in my high school class would have been in.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | July 01, 2016 at 07:57 AM
In Germany, eh? Not quite an iron curtain...
So where does one find this spot? On the yeast side of town?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 01, 2016 at 10:01 AM
He encountered the statue of limitations.
Posted by: Ralph | July 01, 2016 at 11:20 AM