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June 27, 2016


Terrifying Helmet Doubles as Flamethrower

(Thanks to DaninDallas)


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Shut up and sell me one, NOW!

...are we really sure that this isn't actually a Bollywood knock off of Marvel's "Cyclops of the X-Men"?

Darth Vader wishes he'd had one of these.

Much rather have laser beam eyes.

"I'd like to return these night-vision goggles ...."

Order now and get a free pair of grenade launcher yoga-pants! (shipping extra)

I don't know, maybe being at the top of the food chain is not such a good idea.

Look for people wearing these to Chuck E. Cheese.

"I challenge you, Superman, for the title of Lord FireStarter!" --attributed to General Zod

"Not tonight, dear, I have a headache. And I mean it!"

Oh, sure, and Christmas six months away.

I like how he "cleverly" snuck in the commercial for flame-broiled soylent (green?) at the end. I'll just stick with Lamars' Donuts, our local favorite, thanks.

Why do I hear Elmer Fudd sing "Spear and Magic Helmet"?

I'm sure this has something to do with a story Dave posted years ago about lighting charcoal.

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