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"Lake Eola's favorite feathered friends have over the years been strangled, mauled, kicked, chased and bird-napped."
Um, wow. Why all this aviary hatred?
Posted by: MOTW | June 28, 2016 at 10:00 AM
The swan was asking for it.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 28, 2016 at 10:14 AM
It should learn to duck.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 28, 2016 at 10:33 AM
Maybe it was Alec Baldwin's swan.
Posted by: LeDud | June 28, 2016 at 11:39 AM
that is the treatment for the favorites?
Posted by: maryqos | June 28, 2016 at 01:04 PM
It's too bad the swan couldn't punch back. I don't think you should show any mercy towards people who abuse animals or small children.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 28, 2016 at 02:36 PM