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June 30, 2016

I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT, NEW YORK, NEW YORK

Man shoves bag of feces down woman’s shorts on Upper East Side, runs away

Update: authorities have now linked the man to a second incident.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Michael Huber)

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Tag--You're (sh)it!

(in my day we didn't need a bag of ---t to play with)

Ding dong ditch, New York style.

Oops, sorry, I thought you were someone else!

Marquis > cue.

He's got those colostomy bag blues
brown hues
That can fill your shoes
dump it you must
and in fast feet trust.

I wonder if he's related to the naked guy in Times Square this morning asking for Donald Trump.

You could look it up. (Sorry,I'm not home.)

Actually this looks like the guy who tried to rip a candy bar off of my candy-covered hat last Halloween. I wonder if stuffing feces into underpants is the Phase 2 between Steal Candy and Profit.

Holy sh!t. Stay off his lawn or street or city, as the case may be.

"NYPD Chief of Detectives Robert Boyce said.... 'We think its the same male...a completely deranged person from what we can tell.'"

In NYC, just how can you tell?

Hey, watch it, Ralph.

Update : they caught the guy.

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