GUYS OF NATURE
Male fiddler crabs entrap females in their bachelor pads
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
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June 27, 2016
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Male Banana Fiddler Crabs opened for the Bobby Fuller Four.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 27, 2016 at 02:01 PM
I always made it a point to Never go to the bachelor pad of a 'banana fiddler'
iykwim& ityd
Posted by: ligirl | June 27, 2016 at 02:06 PM
And then their fiddles get confiscated after neighbours complain about ‘strangled catfish’ noises.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | June 27, 2016 at 02:19 PM
Hey baby, what's your sign?
Cancer
Posted by: poker | June 27, 2016 at 02:20 PM
Surprisingly the neighbors don't complain...because they are guy crabs with their own pads, right?
♫ Boom Boom Boom
Let's hp back to my room ♫
Posted by: funny man | June 27, 2016 at 02:20 PM
If this beach is rockin'.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 27, 2016 at 02:28 PM
Hey, baby, wanna fiddle around?
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 27, 2016 at 02:30 PM
You wonder if in a few million years the male crabs will be using alcohol and Sinatra to get them in the mood.
Posted by: LeDud | June 27, 2016 at 02:35 PM
We too have experienced crabs after trapping foxes in our swinging bachelor pad.
Posted by: George and Yortuk Festrunk | June 27, 2016 at 04:17 PM
If that crab fiddles sound like "strangling a cat" he would not attract any females, except nursecing, I guess.
Posted by: Kolo | June 27, 2016 at 04:31 PM
So, to sum up:
Hey diddle diddle, the crab known as fiddle
Sinatra sang over the moon
The little frog laughed to see such sport
And the fish ran away with the roux
Posted by: MOTW | June 27, 2016 at 05:35 PM
Rejected movie script for " Pillow Talk II " .
Posted by: Clankie | June 27, 2016 at 05:37 PM
yay, MOTW
hey diddle diddle, your CAT SCREAMING FIDDLE
CANNOT BE SILENCED TOO SOON
crustaceans & rats - oh, my, such sport!
and the poop eating guy is a LOON
Posted by: ligirl | June 27, 2016 at 06:10 PM
I'm sure it's fine at first, but then she wants some plants and some frilly curtains and you have to throw out a perfectly good couch because it "smells funny" and...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | June 27, 2016 at 07:10 PM
If you make a move to kiss her and she starts walking sideways, you might as well forget it.
Posted by: bud jamison | June 27, 2016 at 09:22 PM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | June 28, 2016 at 08:36 AM