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June 27, 2016


Male fiddler crabs entrap females in their bachelor pads

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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Male Banana Fiddler Crabs opened for the Bobby Fuller Four.

I always made it a point to Never go to the bachelor pad of a 'banana fiddler'
iykwim& ityd

And then their fiddles get confiscated after neighbours complain about ‘strangled catfish’ noises.

Hey baby, what's your sign?

Surprisingly the neighbors don't complain...because they are guy crabs with their own pads, right?

♫ Boom Boom Boom
Let's hp back to my room ♫

If this beach is rockin'.....

Hey, baby, wanna fiddle around?

You wonder if in a few million years the male crabs will be using alcohol and Sinatra to get them in the mood.

We too have experienced crabs after trapping foxes in our swinging bachelor pad.

If that crab fiddles sound like "strangling a cat" he would not attract any females, except nursecing, I guess.

So, to sum up:

Hey diddle diddle, the crab known as fiddle
Sinatra sang over the moon
The little frog laughed to see such sport
And the fish ran away with the roux

Rejected movie script for " Pillow Talk II " .

yay, MOTW

hey diddle diddle, your CAT SCREAMING FIDDLE
crustaceans & rats - oh, my, such sport!
and the poop eating guy is a LOON

I'm sure it's fine at first, but then she wants some plants and some frilly curtains and you have to throw out a perfectly good couch because it "smells funny" and...

If you make a move to kiss her and she starts walking sideways, you might as well forget it.

I have friends who call that foreplay.

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