GUYS OF NATURE

Male fiddler crabs entrap females in their bachelor pads

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Comments

[manual tomato]

Male Banana Fiddler Crabs opened for the Bobby Fuller Four.

[ligirl]

I always made it a point to Never go to the bachelor pad of a 'banana fiddler'
iykwim& ityd

[AmoebaStampede]

And then their fiddles get confiscated after neighbours complain about ‘strangled catfish’ noises.

[poker]

Hey baby, what's your sign?
Cancer

[funny man]

Surprisingly the neighbors don't complain...because they are guy crabs with their own pads, right?

♫ Boom Boom Boom
Let's hp back to my room ♫

[Meanie the Blue]

If this beach is rockin'.....

[Loudmouth]

Hey, baby, wanna fiddle around?

[LeDud]

You wonder if in a few million years the male crabs will be using alcohol and Sinatra to get them in the mood.

[George and Yortuk Festrunk]

We too have experienced crabs after trapping foxes in our swinging bachelor pad.

[Kolo]

If that crab fiddles sound like "strangling a cat" he would not attract any females, except nursecing, I guess.

[MOTW]

So, to sum up:

Hey diddle diddle, the crab known as fiddle
Sinatra sang over the moon
The little frog laughed to see such sport
And the fish ran away with the roux

[Clankie]

Rejected movie script for " Pillow Talk II " .

[ligirl]

yay, MOTW

hey diddle diddle, your CAT SCREAMING FIDDLE
CANNOT BE SILENCED TOO SOON
crustaceans & rats - oh, my, such sport!
and the poop eating guy is a LOON

[Hammond Rye]

I'm sure it's fine at first, but then she wants some plants and some frilly curtains and you have to throw out a perfectly good couch because it "smells funny" and...

[bud jamison]

If you make a move to kiss her and she starts walking sideways, you might as well forget it.

[Marquis de Sade]

I have friends who call that foreplay.