FIRST ZIKA, AND NOW THIS
Large Hadron Collider magnetic field could pull asteroids towards Earth
(Thanks to The Perts)
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June 28, 2016
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I use one of these when a magnetized asteroid, or screwdriver, is heading my way.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 28, 2016 at 10:13 AM
So...do I have to pay this month's Visa bill or not?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 28, 2016 at 10:16 AM
I thought they used that thing to make giant smoothies.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 28, 2016 at 10:46 AM
Wile E. Coyote already demonstrated the inevitable disaster.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 28, 2016 at 10:51 AM
Those dinosaurs were smarter than we thought. Their collider was smashed somewhere near the Yucatan.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 28, 2016 at 11:17 AM
"Some have even bizarrely claimed the LHC could summon the Anti-Christ to earth to cause an apocalypse."
That would explain Ted Cruz.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 28, 2016 at 11:36 AM
"...the LHC could even open up a portal from another dimension through which an unexpected comet or asteroid could suddenly appear...."
Asteroid? Unlikely.
Hemorrhoid? Quite possible.
Posted by: Ralph | June 28, 2016 at 03:24 PM
I had a portal from another dimension open in my office yesterday.
Out crawled my new manager.
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 29, 2016 at 05:08 PM