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June 29, 2016

EVERYBODY MALE OUT OF THE WATER *NOW*

A FISH has been discovered in western Russia with human-like teeth sharp enough to rip a man’s testicles off with one bite.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Better known as the YIKES! fish.")

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♫ Nutcraker, Nutcracker, name of a fish
That is it's name ... not what I wish
Nutcracker, Nutcracker, chomps down so well
And makes me a perfect dish!

today' s fresh catch

battered up on your plate - one strike, no balls

You don't have to tell me twice Dave!

♪ Nah, nah-nah-naaaah
Once bitten, voice high, babe! ♫

" Welcome to Giggleswich Inn. Tonight's special is a Russian fish delicacy with a bite."

Bravo MOTW! No wonder the Russians always look so mad.

Fish heads,
Fish heads.
If they bite you,
You're dead.
Fish heads,
Fish heads.
Bite the man.
Ow!

C'mon Discovery Channel, you'll do Shark Week but how about a show on THIS terror!

The idea that a Pacu will eat testicles is nuts.

Too much testeroni?

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