AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
U.S. prison inmate can sue over removal of marbles from penis
(Thanks to PirateBoy)
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June 26, 2016
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There's a headline that wouldn't have been in Harry Truman's morning paper.
Posted by: Clankie | June 26, 2016 at 10:53 AM
WTF?! has he lost his marbles ??!!
Posted by: ligirl | June 26, 2016 at 11:02 AM
I hope he's at least managed to keep his bearings.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | June 26, 2016 at 11:17 AM
Okay, put 'em back. Slowly.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 26, 2016 at 11:21 AM
My buddy says He thought about doing this with his shooter and pee-wee but changed his mind when his implanted boulder, bonker, masher, plumper, popper, thumper, smasher, taw, bumbo, crock, bumboozer, bowler, tonk, tronk, godfather, tom bowler, fourer, giant, dobber, dobbert, hogger, biggie and toebreaker began to affect his sex life.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 26, 2016 at 11:45 AM
Some people get marbles, others only kidney stones. God isn't fair.
Posted by: funny man | June 26, 2016 at 12:33 PM
He said the surgery left his penis with tingling and numbness, and pain when it is touched or when it rains, snows or gets cold.
I'd like to know why I thought about the U.S. Post Office when I read the part about the rain, snow, and cold.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 26, 2016 at 02:00 PM
Pain when it is touched?
Yeah, he's a little touched, for sure!
Q: What's the difference between an organ player and garbage?
A: The garbage gets taken out once a week.
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 26, 2016 at 02:11 PM
Insert pee-wee joke here
Insert pee-wee here
Posted by: Chuck | June 26, 2016 at 03:23 PM
(Tip of the hat to manual tomato, who has already touched on [*] the pee-wee.)
[*] Not literally. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Posted by: Chuck | June 26, 2016 at 03:26 PM
That's one schooyard game changed forever.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 26, 2016 at 04:40 PM
(Off-topic)
I just sampled the "Mac and Cheetos" new menu item from Burger King, as I promised to do here a few days ago. It's OK, but nothing to write home about.
Think breaded mozzarella sticks, but instead of mozzarella, substitute that artificial "plastic cheese", like the kind movie theaters put in their nacho chips, or CostCo sells in a one-gallon can.
They smelled like Cheetos, and were the same color, but the similarities ended there.
Chester Cheetah has nothing to be worried about.
(Return to topic)
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 26, 2016 at 04:57 PM
The Desiderata said to not read this article.
Posted by: LeDud | June 26, 2016 at 05:44 PM
A well-marbled tube steak?
Posted by: Cat R. | June 26, 2016 at 05:55 PM
The Cat came back?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 26, 2016 at 07:02 PM
Most men want brass ones he went for glass.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 27, 2016 at 09:29 AM
how could someone with such great judgment end up in prison?
Posted by: chet | June 28, 2016 at 04:13 PM