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The sofa was released after producing a valid Florida driver's license.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2016 at 06:35 PM
The British Navy also cited and released the teenager napping on top of the sofa, and confiscated 1/2 a box of leftover pizza.
The kid claimed that he bought the nautical sofa 'on sail'.
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 30, 2016 at 07:13 PM
"English Leather--you either wear it or sleep on it."
From the promotional ads.
Posted by: funny man | May 30, 2016 at 09:27 PM
That's how I got the furniture for my first apartment.
Posted by: FredKey | May 30, 2016 at 09:34 PM
It's part of The Armoida.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 30, 2016 at 10:17 PM
the last remnant of the fleet of the Ottoman Empire
Posted by: Chuck | May 30, 2016 at 11:14 PM
I saw Leather Sofa open for Zappa in '81. Awesome show.
Posted by: ubetcha | May 31, 2016 at 07:58 AM
Ozzy, that leather sofa you lost last year has been found.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 31, 2016 at 10:33 AM