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“Due to rising temperatures, we will not be accepting boob or sock money.”
(Thanks to Ken Fineberg)
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This is discrimination against pole dancers!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 06, 2016 at 09:03 AM
I guarantee you that people's hands are filthier than their boobs or socks.
Posted by: Unholy Slacker | May 06, 2016 at 09:04 AM
Related SNL skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAOoGkKhhog
Posted by: Jeff Schneider | May 06, 2016 at 09:44 AM
we're gonna need a money launderer
Posted by: ligirl | May 06, 2016 at 10:19 AM
All the more reason to build a wall.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 06, 2016 at 10:28 AM
Since the policy's implementation, store employees have reported a sharp decline in the sounds of George Washington gasping for air.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | May 06, 2016 at 11:00 AM
What about boob and sock credit cards and checks ?
Posted by: Clankie | May 06, 2016 at 11:17 AM
I know people who would pay extra for sweaty boob and sock money.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 06, 2016 at 11:25 AM
But purple P*nile sex toys are still okay, right?
Suggested soundtrack for this story: the Who's Squeeze Box.
Posted by: funny man | May 06, 2016 at 11:27 AM
Due to rising what, actually?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 06, 2016 at 11:39 AM
Is jock cash still ok? The term jock rich comes to mind.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 06, 2016 at 12:17 PM
Who's going to foot the bills now?
Posted by: Chuck | May 06, 2016 at 01:40 PM
So now what am supposed to with the $6.00 in change I've got stashed in my butt crack??
Posted by: Sean In Akron | May 06, 2016 at 02:05 PM
Le Petomane,
I'd pay extra for sweaty boob money - as long as I get to retrieve it. ;-)
Posted by: Spiny Norman | May 06, 2016 at 10:32 PM