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May 20, 2016

JUST WHAT WE NEED

Nile crocodiles slither into South Florida

"Man-eating."

(Thanks to Ranald Adams, Le Petomane and Jay Brandes)

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I thought it said NINE crocodiles, at first.

"They didn't swim here from Africa."

Helpful.

No, I'm picturing the African frogpersons dropping them off in Miami on their way to the White House.

The hippos, rhinos, and elephants are due to arrive soon also.

Nile, Nile, crocodile...

Were they air-dropped by Boko Haram? The tabloids seems to think so...

endanger the smaller, less aggressive American crocodiles

Make America Great Again!

Luggage

Maybe they'll eat the pythons.

Nile crocs are man-eaters. American alligators almost never attack people. (note the word "almost"). They do tend to leave hippos alone. A Kenyan recently told me that more people get killed from hippos in Africa than crocs or lions. Info you can use !

Soon to be issued valid Florida DINER's licenses? :P

After Nile, crocodile.

Florida – State of de Nile.

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