BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS, THEY WERE IMPRESSED
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Why in the world would anyone want to do that? Crazy
Posted by: Theresa | May 27, 2016 at 01:10 PM
Crucifixion for introverts?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | May 27, 2016 at 01:44 PM
How do you say, "Hold my beer and watch this" in Chinese?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 27, 2016 at 02:06 PM
Another great job of reporting. The picture shows screws, but the X-rays show nails. Screwed or nailed, the guy is an idiot.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 27, 2016 at 02:13 PM
Reckon the guy has a few beers? I think he was hammered.
Posted by: Mike Smith | May 27, 2016 at 03:28 PM
"OK, sir, you're a real joker, aren't you? Time for your MRI (chuckle)."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 27, 2016 at 03:40 PM
Now he's known as Rusty.
Posted by: FredKey | May 27, 2016 at 07:16 PM
He got a pointed reminder of his stupidity.
Posted by: Ralph | May 27, 2016 at 07:46 PM
Jeff, there are 31 ways to call someone an idiot in Chinese. Here's one of them.
我真笨
I think he hits all 31 of them.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 27, 2016 at 08:37 PM
He didn't do so well in the qualifying events, but he nailed the compulsories.
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 27, 2016 at 10:07 PM