ANYBODY SEEN CHARLIE SHEEN LATELY?
Utah County police cite man spotted running nude with ‘bells hanging from his genitals’
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Joanne Fineberg)
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"Hey man, it was a double dog dare, OK?"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2016 at 09:13 AM
Jingle all the way.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 28, 2016 at 09:52 AM
Can't he follow directions? Doesn't the Christmas carol specifically say to use boughs of Holly when you decorate the...
Posted by: JG | May 28, 2016 at 11:28 AM
He told people "he would be there with bells on".
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 28, 2016 at 11:37 AM
From the article it appears when no one would ring his bells, he got mad and went home.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 28, 2016 at 11:56 AM
the psychiatrist said 'I can clearly see your nuts.'
Posted by: bud jamison | May 28, 2016 at 12:31 PM
Dingaling....
Posted by: Ralph | May 28, 2016 at 02:49 PM
Fairly certain that this is not what Sinatra meant by "ring-a-ding-ding"...
Posted by: K | May 28, 2016 at 08:14 PM
Dong Ding Dong.
Posted by: John Finn | May 29, 2016 at 04:08 AM
Adonis-like.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 29, 2016 at 05:46 PM
What a gush of euphony voluminously wells!
How it swells!
How it dwells
On the Future! how it tells
Of the rapture that impels
To the swinging and the ringing
Of the balls, balls, bells,
Of the balls, balls, bells, bells,
Balls, bells, balls—
To the rhyming and the chiming of the bells!
Posted by: nursecindyfanclub | May 29, 2016 at 09:36 PM