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May 28, 2016


Utah County police cite man spotted running nude with ‘bells hanging from his genitals’

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Joanne Fineberg)


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"Hey man, it was a double dog dare, OK?"

Jingle all the way.

Can't he follow directions? Doesn't the Christmas carol specifically say to use boughs of Holly when you decorate the...

He told people "he would be there with bells on".

From the article it appears when no one would ring his bells, he got mad and went home.

the psychiatrist said 'I can clearly see your nuts.'


Fairly certain that this is not what Sinatra meant by "ring-a-ding-ding"...

Dong Ding Dong.


What a gush of euphony voluminously wells!
How it swells!
How it dwells
On the Future! how it tells
Of the rapture that impels
To the swinging and the ringing
Of the balls, balls, bells,
Of the balls, balls, bells, bells,
Balls, bells, balls—
To the rhyming and the chiming of the bells!

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