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Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 30, 2016 at 01:41 PM
Police drew straws to see who would get to test and then arrest the drug lady.
Posted by: funny man | April 30, 2016 at 01:48 PM
How could she of been surprised. Really?
Posted by: Theresa | April 30, 2016 at 02:15 PM
I'm sure the police will answer her question about the purity of the drugs at her trial.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 30, 2016 at 02:18 PM
Reminds me of a goodie I heard: the one about the homeopath who forgot to take his medicine and died of an overdose.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | April 30, 2016 at 03:25 PM
I guess she figured she had nothing Toulouse.
Posted by: oneblankspace | April 30, 2016 at 06:46 PM
Because you gotta draw the line somewhere!
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 30, 2016 at 08:38 PM
She surrendered voluntarily?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2016 at 09:40 PM
Why do we even have a police force, then?
Posted by: FredKey | May 01, 2016 at 02:06 PM
Another RENO 911 episode writes itself.
Posted by: LeDud | May 02, 2016 at 01:18 PM
Great post.
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Posted by: John Papa | June 30, 2016 at 07:04 AM