WORST IDEA EVER
Temptations Made a Collar That Finally Gives Your Cat a Human Voice, So It Can Talk to You
(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Bill Hudgins and Le Petomane)
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April 30, 2016
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" Pet me. Pet me. Pet me. >chomp< Stop petting me.
Posted by: Clankie | April 30, 2016 at 01:23 PM
Sounds great...Unless the cat has Tourettes, or is actually plotting to kill you.
Posted by: funny man | April 30, 2016 at 01:39 PM
I always thought cats used mind control although Mom reported they always hunted and called loudly for 'their kids' the first week of school.
Posted by: coscolo | April 30, 2016 at 01:46 PM
I already kind of know what my cat wants with her meows however if they could perfect that in a collar that would be cool I wasn't that impressed with the videos being accurate.
Posted by: Theresa | April 30, 2016 at 02:33 PM
Cat: Purr, purrrrr, purr
TRANSLATION: I'll eat your face when you die.
Posted by: ImNotDave | April 30, 2016 at 02:52 PM
Where's the video for "Tonight I might smother you in your sleep" ?
Posted by: Chuck | April 30, 2016 at 02:57 PM
Imagine a cat voice like Trump demanding you build a scratching wall (post) and/or one like Sanders demanding caviar!
Posted by: funny man | April 30, 2016 at 05:04 PM
Or one like Hilary saying she's always been for canine rights, or like Ted just annoying!
Posted by: funny man | April 30, 2016 at 05:05 PM
I imagine cats are all like Stewie on Family Guy.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 30, 2016 at 05:15 PM
"This fur isn't going to lick itself!"
"You haven't feed me in _hours_!"
"I left a little surprise in your shoe."
"While you weren't looking, I licked the turkey. But don't worry. I only touched the parts being served to you."
And finally:
"Dave should write a book!"
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 30, 2016 at 06:50 PM
Our cat Ain't Too Proud to Beg.
Posted by: OldPhil | April 30, 2016 at 06:54 PM
Amazing! The Temptations sing and dance, and also build talking cat collars! Love their Masterpiece album!
Posted by: funny man | April 30, 2016 at 07:43 PM
Cat's got your tongue?
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 30, 2016 at 08:14 PM
Hairball Of Confusion!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2016 at 09:56 PM
I'm not sure I want a translation.
Posted by: Ralph | April 30, 2016 at 11:36 PM
And even if you get one, it may not help.
Posted by: Ralph | May 01, 2016 at 07:03 AM
*snork* @ oldphil & meanie
Posted by: ligirl | May 01, 2016 at 08:04 AM
Hi,
I got one and the first thing my cat said was "Great Ape my ass".
Posted by: Archie Demarest | May 01, 2016 at 10:43 AM
Sounds like a mistranslation or two very imminent. Like when they interviewed a Trump supporter who insisted Donald would make America Grape Again!
Posted by: Garfield | May 01, 2016 at 11:23 PM