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April 30, 2016


Temptations Made a Collar That Finally Gives Your Cat a Human Voice, So It Can Talk to You

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Bill Hudgins and Le Petomane)


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" Pet me. Pet me. Pet me. >chomp< Stop petting me.

Sounds great...Unless the cat has Tourettes, or is actually plotting to kill you.

I always thought cats used mind control although Mom reported they always hunted and called loudly for 'their kids' the first week of school.

I already kind of know what my cat wants with her meows however if they could perfect that in a collar that would be cool I wasn't that impressed with the videos being accurate.

Cat: Purr, purrrrr, purr
TRANSLATION: I'll eat your face when you die.

Where's the video for "Tonight I might smother you in your sleep" ?

Imagine a cat voice like Trump demanding you build a scratching wall (post) and/or one like Sanders demanding caviar!

Or one like Hilary saying she's always been for canine rights, or like Ted just annoying!

I imagine cats are all like Stewie on Family Guy.

"This fur isn't going to lick itself!"

"You haven't feed me in _hours_!"

"I left a little surprise in your shoe."

"While you weren't looking, I licked the turkey. But don't worry. I only touched the parts being served to you."

And finally:

"Dave should write a book!"

Our cat Ain't Too Proud to Beg.

Amazing! The Temptations sing and dance, and also build talking cat collars! Love their Masterpiece album!

Cat's got your tongue?

Hairball Of Confusion!

I'm not sure I want a translation.

And even if you get one, it may not help.

*snork* @ oldphil & meanie

I got one and the first thing my cat said was "Great Ape my ass".

Sounds like a mistranslation or two very imminent. Like when they interviewed a Trump supporter who insisted Donald would make America Grape Again!

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