WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY

Sex-Crazed Peacocks Are Terrorising A Village In Durham

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Comments

[Clankie]

Script inspiration for Will Ferrel's next film.

[MOTW]

Ear plugs will eliminate the noise.

[LeDud]

And its probably the females teasing the males that's fueling the melee. Constant in the universe.

[funny man]

With a lot of squacking, Sex Crazed Peacocks opened for the Byrds, and years later the Buzzcocks.

[Le Petomane]

The wife of A friend who lived out of town decided to raise a few peacocks. They had no idea how noisy those things were and how quickly they went wild and became unable to be caught. After many squawking, sleepless nights and quite a few beers, those birds mysteriously passed away from lead poisoning.

[SCemjazz]

One of the funniest things I ever saw was when a peacock spread his plumage at the top of a hill for the benefit of the peahen in a small valley. Just then a gust of wind came up. The peacock tumbled end over end about 5 times before he was able to regain his feet. He forgot all about the peahen or more displaying.