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April 29, 2016


Sex-Crazed Peacocks Are Terrorising A Village In Durham

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)


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Script inspiration for Will Ferrel's next film.

Ear plugs will eliminate the noise.

And its probably the females teasing the males that's fueling the melee. Constant in the universe.

With a lot of squacking, Sex Crazed Peacocks opened for the Byrds, and years later the Buzzcocks.

The wife of A friend who lived out of town decided to raise a few peacocks. They had no idea how noisy those things were and how quickly they went wild and became unable to be caught. After many squawking, sleepless nights and quite a few beers, those birds mysteriously passed away from lead poisoning.

One of the funniest things I ever saw was when a peacock spread his plumage at the top of a hill for the benefit of the peahen in a small valley. Just then a gust of wind came up. The peacock tumbled end over end about 5 times before he was able to regain his feet. He forgot all about the peahen or more displaying.

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