WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE CONSTITUTION
Nashville man ordered to remove zombie statue from front yard
(Thanks to Jeff Schneider)
FYI, this statue was featured in the Holiday Gift Guide some years ago and is proudly displayed in the blog's front yard every Halloween.
Creeping fascism! This would never happen in Florida.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2016 at 08:32 AM
Ditto
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 28, 2016 at 09:14 AM
Homeowner Associations: Dictatorship in Action!
Besides that, I think the statue is artistic.
Posted by: funny man | April 28, 2016 at 10:31 AM
Anyone offended by this statue, deserves to be offended.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 28, 2016 at 10:53 AM
Plastic fantastic.
Posted by: Ralph | April 28, 2016 at 11:19 AM
:: adds this to the list of reasons to never buy in a neighborhood with an HOA ::
Posted by: Spiny Norman | April 28, 2016 at 11:30 AM
Damn. I suppose I'll have to take down my Ted Cruz statue now.
Posted by: Clankie | April 28, 2016 at 11:34 AM
how 'bout if they plant some flowers around it, then he could just be, like, pushing up daisies
- no ?
Posted by: ligirl | April 28, 2016 at 11:34 AM
This is cool, but I like the upside-down version even more.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 28, 2016 at 12:47 PM
Doncha love new neighbors?
Posted by: MOTW | April 28, 2016 at 01:16 PM
When zombies are outlawed only outlaws will have zombies.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2016 at 02:25 PM
In small town Ohio you frequently see, in a yard or a garden, a plywood cutout painted to look like a stout woman in a dress bent over - from behind. Which would you rather have?
Posted by: Mudstuffin in Klumbus | April 28, 2016 at 04:32 PM
If the zombie is looking for brains, it should surface in a different neighborhood.
Posted by: Bob | April 28, 2016 at 08:48 PM
I made the terrible mistake of buying a house in a neighborhood with an HOA. I was in the Air Force at the time. I had already experienced the joys of Yard Nazis. I ended up getting elected to the board as the Anti-Yard Nazi. That was my platform. To block any twit who wanted to come stick a ruler in the grass and issue "violations". I get re-elected every year. I hope to move from this little worker's paradise soon. My next home will NOT be in a neighborhood with an HOA.
Posted by: 655321 | April 28, 2016 at 11:00 PM