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April 28, 2016


Drunk driver crashed into woman he was about to meet for first date

(Thanks to Madeleine)


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He was drinking
He had no license (or licence)
He took his boss's Mercedes without permission
He was texting while driving

Are we sure this didn't happen in Florida?

And now he has a court date?

He made quite an unforgettable impression on her for a first date.

oh who hasn't done that before?

♫ Like a drunk neighbor,
Date fail is there ♫


♫ We're two ships that crash in the night
We both smile and we say we're alright
But off to jail I go
Never to meet the love of my life
would you consider bailing me out? ♫

Jeff, that's the prestigious golden sombrero of Florida driving.

...but i kinda Like dave matthews

She found him striking...?

Women like assertive men. If she survives a second date they may get married.


♫ Hit by a car and you're to blame.
Darlin' you give love a bad name. ♫

What's a girl like you doing in a wreck like this?

hA! Bob ~

'of all the ball joints in all the towns in all the world, she smacks into mine'

"She asked the 33-year-old if had been drinking"
If who had?

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