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April 22, 2016

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

Police were unconvinced by the friend's explanation that he was rushing to the aid of a stricken friend being held hostage by a single beaver

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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That was a truly well written article.

The beaver - a protected species in Latvia - is understood to have made good his escape and is still at liberty, like some furry Latgalian Jesse James.

Didn't the police se Beavernado?

♪ I was walking along, minding my business
When out of a darkened alley
(Flash, bam, alakazam)
Malevolent you came by

One look and I yelled TIMBER
Watch out for flying glass
‘Cause the beaver sunk in and my bottom fell out
I went into a spin and I started to shout
I’ve been bit
(This is it, this is it, I’ve been bit!) ♫

"Pupiņš said that running away is the best course of action when encountering a rampant beaver" - how come I can never have any rampant beavers?

Rampant Beaver opened for Hootie and the Blowfish.

Did the victim have a wooden leg or something?

I saw Diabolical Beaver open for Ozzy.

Helluva show. I had 18 stitches and a tetanus shot.

Super active group -I saw Diabolical Beaver open for Pussy Riot

I have friends who go looking for rampant beavers.

@Meanie - famous pirate Long Dong Silver had a wooden leg.

You talk to him this time, Ward. I can't deal with it anymore.

- June

I have been held hostage by a single beaver for 11 years. Today is our anniversary - really.

Shoot the beaver in the thigh.

Sounds like a tail to me.

"Ward, he's 39 years old and still lives at home. He can't get a date and now is attacking men who call him weird."

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