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April 21, 2016

OOPS, II

Ostrich is freed from a circus by animal rights activists… and is immediately killed when it runs in front of a car

(Thanks to Geoff)

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So releasing non-native species into an urban setting is supposed to end well?

The hit-and-run could be attributed to the reasonable expectation that an ostrich in the road is likely to be a 4/20-induced delusion.

Good news is: Tastes like chicken.

"Run Nala, run like the wind. You are free now, to live and....oh, shucks..."

While the ostrich may laugh at the horse and its rider (Job 39:18), apparently the same is not true of the car and its driver.

The Goose Called Fred, formally known as Friedrich von Unterhosen der Gans IV, was not pleased.

"As God is my witness, I thought ostriches could fly."

Nomo de plume.

Why don't they ever release politicians ?

And the next morning some guy is nursing a terrible hangover and promising to never drink again. He hit the biggest dang chicken he'd ever seen on the way home from the bar last night.

Well, they say "immediately," but they really mean "as soon as Brian Griffin serenaded it with 'You've Got a Lot to See.'"

I guess it was meant to join the huge roving flocks of wild German ostriches? No, they are all north in Ostereich.

Is there any end to the evil caused by those who wish to "do good"?

SNORK @ Mr. Carlson & Loudmouth.
Clankie: now that's just crazy talk.

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