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So releasing non-native species into an urban setting is supposed to end well?
The hit-and-run could be attributed to the reasonable expectation that an ostrich in the road is likely to be a 4/20-induced delusion.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 21, 2016 at 07:05 AM
Good news is: Tastes like chicken.
Posted by: Jamie Somebody | April 21, 2016 at 08:26 AM
"Run Nala, run like the wind. You are free now, to live and....oh, shucks..."
Posted by: funny man | April 21, 2016 at 08:30 AM
While the ostrich may laugh at the horse and its rider (Job 39:18), apparently the same is not true of the car and its driver.
Posted by: ChrisinVA | April 21, 2016 at 08:46 AM
The Goose Called Fred, formally known as Friedrich von Unterhosen der Gans IV, was not pleased.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 21, 2016 at 08:50 AM
"As God is my witness, I thought ostriches could fly."
Posted by: Mr. Carlson | April 21, 2016 at 09:23 AM
Nomo de plume.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 21, 2016 at 10:23 AM
Why don't they ever release politicians ?
Posted by: Clankie | April 21, 2016 at 10:47 AM
And the next morning some guy is nursing a terrible hangover and promising to never drink again. He hit the biggest dang chicken he'd ever seen on the way home from the bar last night.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 21, 2016 at 11:30 AM
Well, they say "immediately," but they really mean "as soon as Brian Griffin serenaded it with 'You've Got a Lot to See.'"
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | April 21, 2016 at 11:40 AM
I guess it was meant to join the huge roving flocks of wild German ostriches? No, they are all north in Ostereich.
Posted by: Albert the Alligator | April 21, 2016 at 12:47 PM
Is there any end to the evil caused by those who wish to "do good"?
Posted by: 655321 | April 21, 2016 at 02:26 PM
SNORK @ Mr. Carlson & Loudmouth.
Clankie: now that's just crazy talk.
Posted by: MOTW | April 21, 2016 at 08:43 PM