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April 27, 2016


High School Basketball Star Says He Didn't Know He Was 29 Years Old

(Thanks to Jon Harris)


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I don't remember when I was 29 either . . .

. . . . . . . . . i'm NOT 29 ???!?!?!!??

Fixes a margarita for ligirl and pats on a vacant seat on the geezer bus.

Ted (Yes that Ted) just announced his VP choice, and I am shocked --shocked--it wasn't Palin. I guess --no offense--Halloween came early this year.

Must also be rerun "hump day", as I think we covered this a week or so ago . Or Judi did it.

When some people run out of fingers and toes to count, they get really confused.

Another UPDATE...Our fearless hero, Dave Barry will be among the guests on a Carson rerun tonight....THE Tonight show with Johnny Carson is airing on Antenna TV channel. Check local listings.

Yes, it's a rerun but it's important!

In that case, sir, you are free to go.

Does he also need to wear one of those "Hello. My name is ______ " stickers?

Somebody buy him an abacus. A calculator might be too stressful.

they say the memory goes as you grow older.

and also the memory.

Bart Simpson is 40, and he still looks 10.

Isn't 29 the new 15? I have my DVR set to record Dave's appearance on Johnny Carson.

Common Core math

Hey, he's an athlete. What more did you expect?

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Former NFL Quarterback Joe Theismann

Well, I mean, they have all these *years,* and your age keeps changing. How is anyone supposed to keep track?

I'd take 29 but that would make me younger than my kids.

If he were moving at 82% the speed of light...relative to us....he might only be physically 18. the 82% is just guessing. I will leave it to this blogs physicists to come up with the correct speed.

It doesn't get any easier.

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