IN THAT CASE, SIR

“He stated that it’s illegal to beg for money so he became a thief,”  the affidavit states.

You know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[JerrySTL]

Did they misspell his name?

[Clankie]

All he needed was a pair of dark glasses, an accordion and a menkhey.

[MOTW]

He put on a smile for his mug shot, that's nice.

Paul Mispel ==>
Lame pupils
Pump allies
Supple mail
I smell pupa

[ligirl]

that's *MISTER* mispel, to you!

[LeDud]

There is a certain Kafkaesque logic to his argument.

[ligirl]

yes, ledud - i was reminded of something like 'for want of a nail the shoe was lost, for want of a shoe the horse was lost' - or something ?

or not

[Jeff Schneider]

And they said innovation in America was dead, ha!

[Le Petomane]

The man can't beg or steal without breaking the law. I say he should run for some government office. Then, he'd be able to do both legally.