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Probably just as tasty and nutritionally sound.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2016 at 08:27 AM
Martin Mull, on his first TV special, had a 'fake' commercial for a kiddee cereal, "Sugar coated, sugar baked little bits of sugar" with all the nutrition of
"sugar". Jeff's comment reminds me of that.
Posted by: funny man | April 28, 2016 at 01:02 PM
A little jollier than usual, though.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 28, 2016 at 01:03 PM
♪ Oh, to live on Sugar Mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons,
You can't be twenty on Sugar Mountain
Though you're thinking that
you're leaving there too soon,
You're leaving there too soon.
Posted by: MOTW | April 28, 2016 at 04:47 PM
Add to the Department of Things I Did Not Know:
-- cocaine is chewable
Who gnu?
Posted by: klezmerphan | April 28, 2016 at 05:04 PM
Who names this stuff ? I've met more ornery old ranchers than jolly ones.
Posted by: Clankie | April 29, 2016 at 11:21 AM
... or is " jolly " just a euphemism for something else...?
Posted by: Clankie | April 29, 2016 at 11:22 AM