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April 28, 2016

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Man chewing crack cocaine claims it's a Jolly Rancher

You know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Probably just as tasty and nutritionally sound.

Martin Mull, on his first TV special, had a 'fake' commercial for a kiddee cereal, "Sugar coated, sugar baked little bits of sugar" with all the nutrition of
"sugar". Jeff's comment reminds me of that.

A little jollier than usual, though.

♪ Oh, to live on Sugar Mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons,
You can't be twenty on Sugar Mountain
Though you're thinking that
you're leaving there too soon,
You're leaving there too soon.

Add to the Department of Things I Did Not Know:

-- cocaine is chewable

Who gnu?

Who names this stuff ? I've met more ornery old ranchers than jolly ones.

... or is " jolly " just a euphemism for something else...?

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