FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE
St. Pete resident David Smith is accused of stalking his ex, humping stop sign in front of her home
(Thanks to Steve Thompson, who says "They've got a strong case, as the sign clearly said stop.")
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I hope he gets the help he needs.
Posted by: MOTW | April 22, 2016 at 06:58 AM
For such an article, "St. Pete resident" really doesn't do it. "Florida Man" conveys so much more...
Posted by: Capisce | April 22, 2016 at 07:29 AM
He was trying to change it from Stop to Yield
Posted by: poker | April 22, 2016 at 08:43 AM
I thought only Wednesdays were hump days...
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 22, 2016 at 09:08 AM
I suppose using signs could improve romance. But not if they're surrogates.
Posted by: funny man | April 22, 2016 at 10:48 AM
I would have made him pick up the trash before they took him to jail. I'm with MOTW. This man needs some serious help.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 22, 2016 at 12:05 PM
What's your sign?
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | April 22, 2016 at 12:23 PM
Florida sounds like a swinging place.
Posted by: Clankie | April 22, 2016 at 01:05 PM
The children are expected to be red faced with oddly shaped heads.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 22, 2016 at 01:42 PM
I guess he didn't see the irony of humping a stop sign.
Posted by: Steve | April 22, 2016 at 03:21 PM
The "Soft Shoulders" sign might have been a little more inviting...but, probably just as uncomfortable.
Posted by: K | April 22, 2016 at 06:33 PM
A little paint and a Bump sign can be turned into a... You get the idea.
Posted by: Steve | April 23, 2016 at 01:29 AM
I'm guessing that's why the story came from ABCactionnews
Posted by: Derek in Oregon | April 25, 2016 at 04:44 PM