CSI: POUGHKEEPSIE
State police nab serial butt slapper in Dutchess County
(Thanks to yak1)
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April 30, 2016
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Hey, his name is William Martini. He was doomed from birth.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 30, 2016 at 01:45 PM
keep your hands off me lucky charms!
Posted by: ligirl | April 30, 2016 at 01:45 PM
Dear "reporter": Grabbing in not slapping and NO means NO!
Posted by: funny man | April 30, 2016 at 01:51 PM
William Martini the 4th! If this runs in the family, one can only imagine the number of butts that have been slapped because of a Martini.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 30, 2016 at 02:13 PM
There is nothing lower...
Posted by: zaq | April 30, 2016 at 04:56 PM
But in all the movies, butt slapping or grabbin is usually followed by a face slapping the perp gets.
"shaken AND stirred" --the new Bond ?
Posted by: funny man | April 30, 2016 at 05:09 PM
Cheeky monkey
Posted by: Clankie | April 30, 2016 at 08:06 PM
Evidently he could not lie. Convincingly.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2016 at 09:24 PM
"Serial Butt Slapper" was the backup band on "Hips Don't Lie"
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | May 01, 2016 at 08:39 AM
I saw the Butt Slappin' Duchesses open for Bill Monroe and the Green Mountain Boys.
Posted by: padraig | May 01, 2016 at 09:42 AM