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April 30, 2016

CSI: POUGHKEEPSIE

State police nab serial butt slapper in Dutchess County

(Thanks to yak1)

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Hey, his name is William Martini. He was doomed from birth.

keep your hands off me lucky charms!

Dear "reporter": Grabbing in not slapping and NO means NO!

William Martini the 4th! If this runs in the family, one can only imagine the number of butts that have been slapped because of a Martini.

There is nothing lower...

But in all the movies, butt slapping or grabbin is usually followed by a face slapping the perp gets.

"shaken AND stirred" --the new Bond ?

Cheeky monkey

Evidently he could not lie. Convincingly.

"Serial Butt Slapper" was the backup band on "Hips Don't Lie"

I saw the Butt Slappin' Duchesses open for Bill Monroe and the Green Mountain Boys.

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