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April 24, 2016

CLASSY!

Manager at exotic pet shop paid a prostitute with a MONKEY worth $2,500 that he swiped from the store owned by his WIFE

Incredibly, this did not happen in Florida.

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck, Patty Villanova and B'game)

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Perfect setup! Let's play "What did the prostitute say?"
"I charge double time if you want me to babysit your child!"

For a moment I thought that "Gooey" was a description of the prostitute. Now that is what I call some monkey business.

SOMEbody's gonna be buyin' a LOT of flowers and chocolate... not to mention bandaids, ointment, lawyer time...

I thought that spanking the monkey meant something else.

Galagos are closely related to lemurs, from Madigascar. They don't tame and they bite very hard. Bandaids will definitely be needed.

" A Monkey Worth $ 2500 " opens Memorial Day weekend in fine theaters everywhere.

Galagos (suborder Strepsirrhini) are not monkeys (suborder Haplorrhini). Blame it on primate change.

Good news ladies of Eugene, Oregon. Nathan McCain, age 36, will be single relatively soon. He loves pets, bananas and likes to party. Among his many interests and accomplishments, he lists monkey spanking along with being trustworthy and an uncanny ability to make very interesting business deals.

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