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April 24, 2016

CHEAP DATE

A woman who was charged with aggravated D.W.I. in 2014 is now off the hook, after she was diagnosed with a rare medical condition that causes her own stomach to produce alcohol.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

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I only hope she warns vampires in advance.

Auto Brewery Syndrome. Auto Meth Syndrome. What's the difference? In that case People, you are all free to go.

Excusse me offisher I had a medicow condishion.

I predict an explosion of strip mall "clinics" where you can get an actual doctor, educated in Guyana, give you a diagnosis for Auto Brewery Syndrome for a reasonable fee. Make several copies and keep one handy at all times.

The problem with an auto brewery is limited production capacity. A box truck or semitrailer is probably easier to adapt, and you don't have to get the seats stinking of old beer. Even an old hearse might be usable, if you remove the old bier.

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