BUT HE IDENTIFIES AS 17
Windsor high school basketball star found to be 30 years old
(Thanks to Sean in Akron)
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♫ He HAD a Basketball Jones,
a Basketball Jones,
a Basketball Jone.
Ou-woo-woo-wee ♫
Posted by: funny man | April 21, 2016 at 02:10 PM
When asked, Wussel Restbrook had nothing to add when asked if Jonathan was misspelled and should have read Jonathon.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 21, 2016 at 02:15 PM
So, he identified as a 17 year old teen. That worked well enough that next week he will be identifying as a teenage cheerleader and creeping in the girls room.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 21, 2016 at 02:19 PM
Nobody got suspicious when he made the high school team for the last twelve years?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 21, 2016 at 02:23 PM
That makes up for the Olympic gymnastic competitors who are only eight years old.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 21, 2016 at 03:26 PM
Suspicions were raised when a guard on the freshman squad repeatedly called him "Dad."
Posted by: Chuck | April 21, 2016 at 04:14 PM
We know he graduated from prison. How about high school?
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 21, 2016 at 07:41 PM
Now that he's been thrown off the basketball team, I fully expect to see him next fall in the Little League World Series, where he will be pitching to a 27 year old 7th grader from Korea.
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 21, 2016 at 09:46 PM
He'll claim to be trans-aged.
Posted by: Tex | April 22, 2016 at 12:25 PM