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How Beer Can Help Your Weight Loss
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April 27, 2016
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" To derive any benefits of xanthohumol from beer, you’d have to do the impossible and guzzle 3,500 pints per day."
That's only about 440 gallons! Has no else seen "Strange Brew"? It can be done!
Posted by: wiredog | April 27, 2016 at 12:17 PM
No, drinking beer won’t help you lose weight.
But the headline...!!! No wonder mainstream media is losing followers. I think it WILL help you lose weight if you lift six-packs and use them like barbells.
Posted by: funny man | April 27, 2016 at 12:24 PM
Well, I have heard you can lose weight by doing burpees...
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | April 27, 2016 at 01:21 PM
That much beer drinking would be a challenge, but it's worth a try.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 27, 2016 at 02:03 PM
More stout = less stout?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 27, 2016 at 03:11 PM