BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS ALREADY
(Thanks to Jenny Kellner)
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Maybe the dragons and pythons will wipe each other out?
Posted by: wiredog | April 21, 2016 at 07:11 AM
Imagine if they cross breed with alligators or crocs. But They do make excellent guard dragons, especially if you can teach them to breathe fire.
Posted by: funny man | April 21, 2016 at 08:14 AM
What's the plan for dealing with the inevitable mushrooming of the kraken population?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 21, 2016 at 09:59 AM
When the chuacabras migrate to Florida, they'll eventually eat the dragons, snakes, alligators and krackens. But the horrible squirrel problem seems to defy solution.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 21, 2016 at 11:53 AM
They need to call Daenerys Targaryen.
Posted by: Bert Macklin - FBI | April 21, 2016 at 01:52 PM
Florida. America's Zoo.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 21, 2016 at 02:12 PM
@Le Petomane - it is spelled "chalupa-cabra". It means something in Mexican language, but I forgot what.
Posted by: Kopopo | April 21, 2016 at 03:52 PM
I had a 4' Nile Monitor as a pet; it was about a foot long when I got it, and grew considerably in two years. It never bit me, but you had to watch out for the claws. It was well fed, so all it wanted to do was find a sunny spot in the house to bask in.
If they escape, they're not a threat in NH as they are in Florida. Until the climate changes and we grow palm trees.
Posted by: Ralph | April 21, 2016 at 04:31 PM