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Back in my newspaper days, the editor would have fired me using both a gun and machete. Are editors becoming an endangered species nowadays?
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 27, 2016 at 01:37 PM
I bet it was one of those assault machetes, too.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | April 27, 2016 at 01:43 PM
The editor needs 40 lashes. Then fire him.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 27, 2016 at 02:03 PM
Editor missing in DeKalb County.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 27, 2016 at 02:09 PM
Officer is ok machete wielding man is dead police say chicken is loose
How about some puncTUAtion?!
Posted by: Mrs. Language Person | April 27, 2016 at 02:13 PM
It might have been THIS...
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 27, 2016 at 02:19 PM
Are you SURE the chicken is "loose"? Maybe it's just really friendly.
A poem I used to recite to me kids:
One bright morning n the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard this noise
And came to shoot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my story is true,
Ask the blind man; he saw it too!
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | April 27, 2016 at 02:22 PM
hA flukey! did the blind man's saw have teeth ?
Posted by: ligirl | April 27, 2016 at 02:34 PM
My Saturday Night Machete Bill would have prevented this.
Posted by: Clankie | April 27, 2016 at 02:34 PM
I shot the sheriff .. but I did not use a ma-che-te.
Posted by: MOTW | April 27, 2016 at 02:45 PM
*Snork @ MOTW*
No. 1 with a bullet.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 27, 2016 at 03:12 PM
Instead of guns, we need to regulate machetes...and bullets.
How many machettes can you fire off in 60 seconds?
Posted by: funny man | April 27, 2016 at 03:42 PM
I can sympathize; I once brought a Nike to a gum fight. Actually I'm still there. I can't move from the pavement.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | April 27, 2016 at 05:05 PM
All the words are there. Some assembly line required.
Posted by: Bob | April 27, 2016 at 05:57 PM
Suzy could should you with a machete and catch the ricochet in her teeth. She is that good.
Posted by: padraig | April 27, 2016 at 10:43 PM
After that he was beheaded with a pistol.
Posted by: Renee the First | April 28, 2016 at 04:12 PM