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Key restaurant name: FU Wangz
Aren't they kind of inviting this sort of outrageous behavior with a name like that?
Posted by: MOTW | April 29, 2016 at 11:01 AM
Something like that should never happen at a classy eating establishment named "FU Wangz".
Posted by: JerrySTL | April 29, 2016 at 11:03 AM
They've obviously never seen a live chicken.
Posted by: Ralph | April 29, 2016 at 11:26 AM
Why didn't she just ask them to change the order? If that doesn't work, then you get the gun.
Personally, I'd have gone for the boneless option.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 29, 2016 at 11:43 AM
This may be why some people become vegans.
Posted by: LeDud | April 29, 2016 at 12:03 PM
Too much TV? She thought the energy drink would give the wings 'wings' and it'd be like a 2 for 1 special.
Posted by: funny man | April 29, 2016 at 12:19 PM
in ebonics it's 'Eff You Wangz' (as in chicken wangz)
Posted by: ligirl | April 29, 2016 at 01:17 PM
They should have gone to Chuck E. Cheese where they would fit right in. Going upscale isn't easy for some people.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 29, 2016 at 02:29 PM
As if that wasn't bad enough, I heard this restaurant has been known to place customers' forks on the right side of the place settings! Can you imagine?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 29, 2016 at 03:30 PM
You can achive much more with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone.
I think that The Buddha said this.
Posted by: Zaq | April 29, 2016 at 04:47 PM
"Tell my little friend here that parts is parts."
Posted by: Bob | April 29, 2016 at 09:23 PM
We take our chicken wings very seriously here in North Carolina.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 29, 2016 at 11:02 PM
Perhaps they changes suppliers...https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8DH2J-5vCBw/TaKzODlgejI/AAAAAAAAAi8/Bv15iuzVRy0/s1600/Coffee+Mug+-+Far+Side+Boneless+Chicken.jpg
Posted by: bud jamison | April 30, 2016 at 05:00 AM