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"And that's why I'm voting for Donald Trump. We both have great hair."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 27, 2016 at 04:27 PM
And whatever convention she attends, she will be "taking it to the streets"...and possibly, arrested...
Posted by: funny man | April 27, 2016 at 04:47 PM
"McScuze me?"
Can we send her to the Supreme Court? They've got a vacancy. And then I would get a lifetime subscription to CSPAN.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | April 27, 2016 at 04:49 PM
During your next visit to McDonald's, consider bypassing the carbonated soft drinks in favor of the McCooter Punch.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | April 27, 2016 at 05:19 PM
"they ure violating my cival rats." I think that's an exact quote.
First of all, how do you know the rats are "civil"? And secondly, why would you take them to Mickey D's?
Posted by: funny man | April 27, 2016 at 05:22 PM
Snork @ Amoeba
Posted by: MOTW | April 27, 2016 at 05:31 PM
That is one Unhappy Meal.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 27, 2016 at 06:32 PM
Cruz was premature in picking Carly. This is the person to stand up to Trump. And Putin, Kim Jong-un, and the Comcast customer service person.
Posted by: Steve K. | April 28, 2016 at 11:31 AM
"F**k you, McDonalds. Dorsett. Not all the other ones, I like all the other ones."
Classic.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 28, 2016 at 12:00 PM