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But at least his shoes matched....what?
Posted by: funny man | April 22, 2016 at 11:07 AM
Better than "Strapped, armless man wanted in Hollywood robbery"
Posted by: Betsy | April 22, 2016 at 11:09 AM
Cross-dressed to kill.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 22, 2016 at 11:14 AM
He always overdresses for large signs that read, Warning - All Activities Are Recorded To Aid In The Prosecution Of Any Crime Committed Against This Facility.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 22, 2016 at 11:16 AM
It's Florida. Shouldn't he be naked?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 22, 2016 at 11:42 AM
Made exclusively for the Pierre Cardin Armed Robberywear Collection.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 22, 2016 at 11:58 AM
My first thought was you really don't need arms to wear a strapless dress but then I realized that wasn't the type of arms they were talking about.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 22, 2016 at 12:07 PM
He's been watching too many M*A*S*H reruns with Corporal Klinger.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 22, 2016 at 12:29 PM
Really could have been either Hollywood. Considering that the other guy is dressed man style and they did not attempt to hide their faces, I think that the Woman-formerly-known-as-male may not have been joking.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 22, 2016 at 01:29 PM
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Posted by: oneblankspace | April 22, 2016 at 01:41 PM
Wait, was that guy wearing white after Labor Day?
Call the Fashion Police!
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | April 22, 2016 at 02:16 PM
A modern day Bunnie and Clyde. (Not so much, as you can easily guess Bunnie was the skinny one.)
Freaky Friday irony: Jackson Arms robbed by armed men.
Who'da thought?
Posted by: funny man | April 22, 2016 at 03:42 PM
This is what happens when fashion reporters get transferred to the crime desk..."The robber was wearing a vintage Yves San Laurent, with a strand of natural pears and matching earrings, and doeskin pumps by Pappagallo..."
Posted by: K | April 22, 2016 at 06:27 PM