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April 22, 2016

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Armed man in strapless dress wanted in Hollywood robbery

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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But at least his shoes matched....what?

Better than "Strapped, armless man wanted in Hollywood robbery"

Cross-dressed to kill.

He always overdresses for large signs that read, Warning - All Activities Are Recorded To Aid In The Prosecution Of Any Crime Committed Against This Facility.

It's Florida. Shouldn't he be naked?

Made exclusively for the Pierre Cardin Armed Robberywear Collection.

My first thought was you really don't need arms to wear a strapless dress but then I realized that wasn't the type of arms they were talking about.

He's been watching too many M*A*S*H reruns with Corporal Klinger.

Really could have been either Hollywood. Considering that the other guy is dressed man style and they did not attempt to hide their faces, I think that the Woman-formerly-known-as-male may not have been joking.

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With looks that stunning, the price is the only thing that gives it away

Wait, was that guy wearing white after Labor Day?

Call the Fashion Police!

A modern day Bunnie and Clyde. (Not so much, as you can easily guess Bunnie was the skinny one.)

Freaky Friday irony: Jackson Arms robbed by armed men.
Who'da thought?

This is what happens when fashion reporters get transferred to the crime desk..."The robber was wearing a vintage Yves San Laurent, with a strand of natural pears and matching earrings, and doeskin pumps by Pappagallo..."

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