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Florida man in Superman shirt steals kiddie ride
(Thanks to Chris Elzi)
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April 27, 2016
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He was arrested and charged with petit theft, criminal mischief and molesting a vending machine.
Petit theft? Was it asking to be petted?
"But officer, it was a consenting vending machine. It took my quarters, which I later stole back."
Posted by: funny man | April 27, 2016 at 05:10 PM
There's nothing lower than a vending machine molester.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 27, 2016 at 05:23 PM
That machine must be feeling extremely violated. Poor thing!
Posted by: Vid Digger | April 27, 2016 at 05:23 PM
Diaz was clothed in a Superman jersey, dragging the ride from the front of the store by its power cord
'loco' motives?
Posted by: ligirl | April 27, 2016 at 06:00 PM
The surveillance footage is something his mom will always treasure.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 27, 2016 at 06:01 PM
yes, silver volcano, I'm sure the video would be more powerful than his loco motives
Posted by: ligirl | April 27, 2016 at 06:08 PM
Ha, sam awesome!
King Canine, aka this Superclown, would be way better off with a secret identity.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 27, 2016 at 06:42 PM
The Man of "Steal" strikes again.
Posted by: funny man | April 27, 2016 at 06:55 PM
Who would threaten Superman?
Posted by: Mr. Bill | April 28, 2016 at 03:48 PM