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April 26, 2016


Man in 'this guy needs a beer' T-shirt charged with DUI after crashing his car - outside a police station

Nice mug shot, bro.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova and Jeffrey Brown)


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Also needed:

- lawyer
- therapist
- chauffeur
- shackle around his ankle with short length of heavy chain

"My eyes are open...aren't they?"

"Yes, we've trained our criminals well"

how bout they sew tracking devices into those stupid tee shirts so iphone users (who aren't looking where They're going anyway) can track them as they're driving ?

Do they have " This Guy Needs a Brain Transplant " T-shirts...?

The only good thing I can say about this idiot is it was nice of him to drive himself to the police department to have his wreck. And no one got hurt from his actions. The mug shot will, however, look good on his resume.

reasonable doubt guys

I agree with Clankie. A couple of more brain cells wouldn't hurt him either. Moron.

If this guy had two more brain cells, they would still have to wave to get each others attention.

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