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March 31, 2016


Squirrel exterminators mistaken for gunmen cause lockdown at Arkansas school

(Thanks to John Mayson, Kevin Smith and Todd Lawson)


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Now there's a lesson for those kids.

I saw them open for The Monkees.

Sadly, no squirrels were harmed.

If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?

If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?

Lake Oswego, Oregon, police blotter:
Woman calls police in a panic because a strange man is in her yard. They respond with lights, sirens, etc.

It turned out that it was her longtime gardener.

Next time, Dr. Loveless trains the squirrels t both vote and dance on a rare pair of crossover episodes of Dancing With The Stars and The Wild Wild West.

Picture a bald, over-dressed exterminator muttering, "Wascally Wodent."

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