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March 31, 2016

YOU KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

Squirrel exterminators mistaken for gunmen cause lockdown at Arkansas school

(Thanks to John Mayson, Kevin Smith and Todd Lawson)

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Now there's a lesson for those kids.

I saw them open for The Monkees.

Sadly, no squirrels were harmed.

If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Squirrel-busters!

If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Squirrel-busters!

Lake Oswego, Oregon, police blotter:
Woman calls police in a panic because a strange man is in her yard. They respond with lights, sirens, etc.

It turned out that it was her longtime gardener.

Next time, Dr. Loveless trains the squirrels t both vote and dance on a rare pair of crossover episodes of Dancing With The Stars and The Wild Wild West.

Picture a bald, over-dressed exterminator muttering, "Wascally Wodent."

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