WE'RE GUESSING HE'S SINGLE
Man who looks like parrot changes his name to Parrotman
We can think of some other names for him.
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Pecker-head.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 27, 2016 at 12:23 PM
The fjords refused to take him.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 27, 2016 at 12:40 PM
What a fruitloop.
I can't help but wonder, how much of his "modifications" were paid for by the British taxpayer? And how do they feel about catering to his psychosis?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | March 27, 2016 at 12:47 PM
I deny any connection!
It's not a parrot, he's a loon!
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 27, 2016 at 01:08 PM
Good thing he didn't look like an ass.
Posted by: FredKey | March 27, 2016 at 01:20 PM
He doesn't know if his parents are dead or alive?
I'm betting that's just the way they want it.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 27, 2016 at 02:24 PM
Beelzebub seems more appropriate.
Posted by: Clankie | March 27, 2016 at 03:17 PM
Not to set an especially low bar here, though perhaps his intent is to help make the rest of us feel somewhat better about ourselves. He should at least be able to claim that as a point of personal success in life, anyway.
Posted by: Capisce | March 27, 2016 at 03:47 PM
PirateBoy: That's unfair to loons.
Posted by: Ralph | March 27, 2016 at 04:42 PM
Polly don't want no stinkin' cracker. Polly wants his GOOD meds. NOW!
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 27, 2016 at 05:40 PM
Looks kinda "horny", right? Ladies, he's available.
He has 110 tattoos, 50 piercings and a split tongue.
At that rate he'll be married in no time!
(But he's really not much on conversation. He does like to repeat the last thing he heard. Go figure.)
Posted by: funny man | March 27, 2016 at 07:45 PM
Stranger in Parrot-eyes
Posted by: Betsy | March 27, 2016 at 08:30 PM
He should start solving mysteries and call himself Hercule Parrot.
Posted by: LeDud | March 28, 2016 at 08:25 AM
"He also had both ears removed by a surgeon, his eye balls dyed and horns inserted so he looked more like the birds."
Because parrots have horns, right?
Posted by: Rick | March 28, 2016 at 10:24 AM