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March 27, 2016

WE'RE GUESSING HE'S SINGLE

Man who looks like parrot changes his name to Parrotman

We can think of some other names for him.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Pecker-head.

The fjords refused to take him.

What a fruitloop.

I can't help but wonder, how much of his "modifications" were paid for by the British taxpayer? And how do they feel about catering to his psychosis?

I deny any connection!

It's not a parrot, he's a loon!

Good thing he didn't look like an ass.

He doesn't know if his parents are dead or alive?

I'm betting that's just the way they want it.

Beelzebub seems more appropriate.

Not to set an especially low bar here, though perhaps his intent is to help make the rest of us feel somewhat better about ourselves. He should at least be able to claim that as a point of personal success in life, anyway.

PirateBoy: That's unfair to loons.

Polly don't want no stinkin' cracker. Polly wants his GOOD meds. NOW!

Looks kinda "horny", right? Ladies, he's available.

He has 110 tattoos, 50 piercings and a split tongue.

At that rate he'll be married in no time!

(But he's really not much on conversation. He does like to repeat the last thing he heard. Go figure.)

Stranger in Parrot-eyes

He should start solving mysteries and call himself Hercule Parrot.

"He also had both ears removed by a surgeon, his eye balls dyed and horns inserted so he looked more like the birds."

Because parrots have horns, right?

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