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March 28, 2016


A San Francisco man’s online payment was blocked by his bank earlier this month because his dog’s name sounded like a terrorist network.

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)


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When asked for a response to his immortal act of ignorance regarding his tossing dash along with his medal over the White House fence John Kerry responded, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Kerry went on to elaborate about dash by saying his likeness to Young Frankenstein led to him being the butt of numerous senatorial ass jokes.

I write checks to my dog. He says he can get a better rate of return than my broker.

Of course, for those of us old enough to be on the Geezer Bus, we all remember the infamous POGO rendition of the wood chucking woodchuck, performed by the Famous Hound Dog:

How much ground would a hound dog hound if a hound dog were round ground?

Seems to fit this story a little better.

Now, where'd I leave that bus stop???

The same thing happened to me

Look at that dog. It's TOTALLY planning something.

Of course, no problem that the check was written to bin Laden Dog Walking Service.

ruh roh

And yet when I put, "For obtaining yellowcake uranium and centrifuges" in the memo line it gets a total pass.

Thank goodness my dog Bomber takes all major credit cards.

HRelates to the war on terriers.

In other news, Mrs. Dash was arrested and shot to death for being a spicy terrorist.

Congrats to all. These are some of the best comments ever.

I've heard that the Justice Department is investigating The Incredibles for possible terrorist links.

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