WAIT... HE WRITES CHECKS TO HIS DOG?

A San Francisco man’s online payment was blocked by his bank earlier this month because his dog’s name sounded like a terrorist network.

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

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[manual tomato]

When asked for a response to his immortal act of ignorance regarding his tossing dash along with his medal over the White House fence John Kerry responded, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Kerry went on to elaborate about dash by saying his likeness to Young Frankenstein led to him being the butt of numerous senatorial ass jokes.

[Bandarr]

I write checks to my dog. He says he can get a better rate of return than my broker.

[C. Robbin]

Of course, for those of us old enough to be on the Geezer Bus, we all remember the infamous POGO rendition of the wood chucking woodchuck, performed by the Famous Hound Dog:

How much ground would a hound dog hound if a hound dog were round ground?

Seems to fit this story a little better.

Now, where'd I leave that bus stop???

[Ira Baum]

The same thing happened to me

[Ms. Flukey]

Look at that dog. It's TOTALLY planning something.

[Loudmouth]

Of course, no problem that the check was written to bin Laden Dog Walking Service.

[FredKey]

ruh roh

[nursecindyfanclub]

And yet when I put, "For obtaining yellowcake uranium and centrifuges" in the memo line it gets a total pass.

[nursecindy]

Thank goodness my dog Bomber takes all major credit cards.

[Meanie the Blue]

HRelates to the war on terriers.

[funny man]

In other news, Mrs. Dash was arrested and shot to death for being a spicy terrorist.

[Tex]

Congrats to all. These are some of the best comments ever.

[Elf Odin]

I've heard that the Justice Department is investigating The Incredibles for possible terrorist links.