STATE OF ROMANCE
Wisconsin stripper bites customer 'in the crotch' during lap dance
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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"Diamond Jim’s offers free admission to anyone who shows up in a snowmobile during the winter"
...and offers an immediate hire to any prospective stripper who shows up for an audition without her dentures.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | March 30, 2016 at 07:10 AM
Hey, he paid her and told her to "do her thing."
Her "thing" included a Crotch Bite.
Next time stay home with your wife, Haathi.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 30, 2016 at 08:10 AM
I'm sorry to interrupt but the biter is so Flip Wilsonish looking
Posted by: manual tomato | March 30, 2016 at 08:19 AM
What you see is what you get?
Posted by: Android© | March 30, 2016 at 08:33 AM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | March 30, 2016 at 08:44 AM
That's what she said, Marquis.
Posted by: padraig | March 30, 2016 at 09:12 AM
BTW, having a story about a Wisconsin stripper appear in the NY Daily News says a LOT more about the NY Daily News than it does about Wisconsin. Don't try to tell me New York doesn't have any of its own crotch-biting strippers. Whom I saw open for Hole at Summerfest last year, but that's beside the point.
Posted by: padraig | March 30, 2016 at 09:14 AM
Hey pad, we have so many crotch-biting strippers in New York they aren't even worth covering (so to speak), unless they do something "special" - doing it in Times Square, for instance.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 30, 2016 at 09:20 AM
I thought it was another story about the Wisconsin primary.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 30, 2016 at 09:50 AM
'Diamond Jim’s features naked dancers and nearly $1,000 of new dynamic lighting systems'
*ahem* geraldine? that's lighting systems, girl
- and now here come da judge . . .
Posted by: ligirl | March 30, 2016 at 09:55 AM
Did she get a "tip"?
Posted by: funny man | March 30, 2016 at 09:56 AM
ER doc. " Ok Mr. Roth, exactly what were you doing that caused the damage to your penis?"
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 30, 2016 at 11:01 AM
Derick Roth, now known as "Twice Shy", and Mesheokia White, now known as "71433".
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2016 at 11:44 AM
I think that in Indiana you have to pay extra for mentioned services.
Posted by: LeDud | March 30, 2016 at 11:49 AM
Why do these so-called "strippers" always resemble no one I'd want to see stripping?
Posted by: OldPhil | March 30, 2016 at 07:23 PM
Interesting picks from that editor.
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 30, 2016 at 08:13 PM
One usually has to pay extra for this service.
Posted by: RossM | March 30, 2016 at 10:28 PM
"....nearly $1,000 of new dynamic lighting systems." Three Coleman Lanterns and a mirror ball?
Posted by: Ralph | March 31, 2016 at 12:41 AM