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President Eisenhower’s great-granddaughter says vegan diets could attract extraterrestrial life
They will blast the Earth with an anti-kale ray.
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
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March 30, 2016
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The will blast the Earth with an anti-kale ray.
How about a 'y', Dave?
Posted by: MOTW | March 30, 2016 at 12:34 PM
There's a joke in here somewhere about the seventh planet from the sun. Although, unlike there, this lady is a gas giant.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2016 at 12:50 PM
Set your vibratory level to 11...
Posted by: Frank Davuco | March 30, 2016 at 01:40 PM
This is what happens when people forget to wear their tinfoil hats.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 30, 2016 at 01:57 PM
I'm sure she meant extraterrestrial lice.
Posted by: funny man | March 30, 2016 at 02:06 PM
About 20 seconds was all I could take of their video, and that was with extreme restraint against the urge to yank the plug from the wall.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2016 at 03:10 PM
Great-great grandpa maintains hope senility will eventually set in and put an extraterrestrial brown paper bag over her Stage 5 resting bitch face.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 30, 2016 at 03:12 PM
Yikes!
Posted by: DaveM | March 30, 2016 at 03:17 PM
Set phasers to stun.
Posted by: Captain Kirk | March 30, 2016 at 03:25 PM
I don't even want to ask her what she thinks will attract bears from outer space.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | March 30, 2016 at 04:26 PM
Amoeba, have you not seen this?
Posted by: Fozie | March 30, 2016 at 05:11 PM
Sadly, at the annual UFO festival in Roswell, she would appear normal.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 30, 2016 at 05:23 PM
Here, E.T. E.T. E.T. ....
Posted by: Chuck | March 30, 2016 at 11:01 PM
Vegan diets are appropriate if you are from Vega.
Posted by: Ralph | March 31, 2016 at 12:46 AM
She sounds like Exhibit A.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 31, 2016 at 09:09 AM
Didn't she see the Twilight Zone episode about aliens coming to earth ? ITS A COOKBOOK DAMMIT !
Posted by: LeDud | March 31, 2016 at 11:53 AM