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March 29, 2016

MEANWHILE ON COCK LANE

“I said to my daughter 'hang on a minute, someone's drawn willies on the road.'"

(Thanks to Ralph)

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The Cock lane Crusader. A new superhero is born. He fills potholes, paints penises, wears a mask and cape. The movie rights are being pitched by agents as we read this.

Can't blame a guy for just trying to get some assphalt laid.

That is so cock, man.

NTTAWWT, of course.

slippery when wet

Not to waste a moment, the Town council discussed plans to hold an annual "Sausagefest" on Cock Lane to "really bring in the tourists".

Any more of this and things will come to a head.

I almost thought "willies on the road" meant Willy Nelson is touring again.

We just get fobbed off all the time

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I saw Road Cocks open for the Talking Heads back in the 80s. Helluva show.

Something similar happened on my street. What a chalk block.

I have friends who call this foreplay.

Hang on, what now?

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