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The Cock lane Crusader. A new superhero is born. He fills potholes, paints penises, wears a mask and cape. The movie rights are being pitched by agents as we read this.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 29, 2016 at 11:37 AM
Can't blame a guy for just trying to get some assphalt laid.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2016 at 11:42 AM
That is so cock, man.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 29, 2016 at 11:47 AM
NTTAWWT, of course.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2016 at 11:56 AM
slippery when wet
Posted by: ligirl | March 29, 2016 at 11:58 AM
Not to waste a moment, the Town council discussed plans to hold an annual "Sausagefest" on Cock Lane to "really bring in the tourists".
Posted by: funny man | March 29, 2016 at 12:40 PM
Any more of this and things will come to a head.
Posted by: Clankie | March 29, 2016 at 01:01 PM
I almost thought "willies on the road" meant Willy Nelson is touring again.
Posted by: OldPhil | March 29, 2016 at 01:16 PM
We just get fobbed off all the time
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 29, 2016 at 01:36 PM
I saw Road Cocks open for the Talking Heads back in the 80s. Helluva show.
Posted by: ubetcha | March 29, 2016 at 10:13 PM
Something similar happened on my street. What a chalk block.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | March 29, 2016 at 11:15 PM
I have friends who call this foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | March 30, 2016 at 08:47 AM
Hang on, what now?
Posted by: Willie | March 30, 2016 at 08:48 AM